a new cover letter.

I think this is the only cover letter I’m going to send out from now on:

Hi. This is my cover letter. My name is Hazel and I like to write things. I will write whatever you would like me to write. I am hoping that you will read my resume and portfolio, meet me, and say, “Hi. We would like to pay you to write things for us.” And then, I will say, “I will do that. It would make me very happy. Thank you.”



I think that’s more straight to the point than me meandering about my experience, education, and passion. What do you think?